
Visiting the island of Santorini over the Easter break we noticed a number of little vest-pocket car rental sites compact parking lots along the road with an array of tiny cars, scooters and ATVs for rent. I decided to try out one of the previous model Smarts, in a handsome two-tone metallic grey silver. I've always preferred the look of the first generation Smarts, with it's sleek, continuous-sloping, front end/windshield design. I was looking forward to rekindling a relationship with the old Smart, recalling that winter in England where we rented one six years ago.
The island is small but you still need a car to get around, especially to the more remote, less popular eastern side of the island. But it quickly became apparent that this Smart was not the quality automobile I remembered what a difference from the 2008 model. Underpowered, whining transmission, jerky gear-changes, rougher riding, and with a much cheaper looking interior, this car had the infuriating habit of stubbornly sticking its doors closed. Barely more substantial than Tupperware lids to being with, the doors had to be opened with a peculiar delft movement of the handle we never really did figure out how to open the passenger side door from the outside.


This particular car had an indicated 36,000 km on the odometer so it was too new to have worn out. For a brief moment I thought that maybe this readout meant 136,000 km, but that would be pretty impossible on an island barely 15 miles long. I guess I've become pretty used to the new generation car especially the paddle shifting mode on my new Smart I really had trouble getting the transmission to behave smoothly on this one it had me jerking all over the place.
After turning on the windshield washers and smearing our forward view with toxic sludge so permanent that even couldn't be cleaned off with vigorous scrubbing, we decided we'd had enough. The next morning I went back and traded it in for the newer model Smart.
It does look pretty though...
